How to save time & energy !

Oh the time and energy you save by:

1. Not having to shop for toiletries or make-up, cook instant noodles , or make the bed.

2. Not having any friends or boy friend to socialize with.
3. Not having to answer all the text messages & email people sent to you

4. Not having a dog to walk or play with.

5. Not having to feed the fish or clean the fish tank

Charming brothers?

I sent my brother the below text, yesterday :
( Excessive reliance on obscenities & profanities tends towards restricted vocabulary growth & general decline in overall verbal skills. Instead ,why not use some meaningful words like 'I understand but I just happen to disagree with you & I'm sorry ' - instead of "You Stupid Bitch" ! )

That's after his girlfriend, text to complain to me about the way he text her all the time. I don't understand him, I don't understand why all the girls like him. My mum loves him too, but she's his mum, she has no choice. But the rest of the girls???

My friends said he's charming! I go like ...WHAT ???? hmmm..... have our standards drop so much these days? Just receive a reply from him after my rather harsh text : "If only she's smart  like you- wink wink ".
OK... he's quite charming sometimes ...lol...